Hides short contestants
Yield go to the winning team.
This game show is sick.
This game show is Sick;
doctors and nurses compete
as they heal patients
As they heal patients
Faith healers are the ones who
End up more well heeled
End up more well heeled
is the goal of billionaires
Never enough wealth
“Never enough wealth,”
or so that Elon dude said;
now he’s poorer still!
Now he’s poorer. Still
has a shit-ton of money
and won’t share any.
“…and won’t share any!”
Sharing is caring unless
you’re a kid with treats.
You’re a kid with treats?
I’d sure like some Skittles, please;
so sweet and crunchy!
So sweet and crunchy,
I love chomping hard candy
'til I break my teeth
‘til I break my teeth
I will keep crunching corn nuts
Breakfast, lunch, dinner
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner,
Elevenses and Supper –
Hobbits eats them all.
-“BB”-
Hobbits eats them all;
quite the voracious wee folk.
Just watch your fingers!
Just watch your fingers
when closing the trunk if you
own a cybertruck.
Own a cybertruck?
I’ll give you ten bucks for it
(phoning the scrap yard)
Phoning the scrap yard…
Say, you got an old Chrysler?
No? well that’s too bad
No? well that’s too bad.
Want to go see the movie
anyway, as friends?
Anyway, as friends,
I’m sure you’ll keep this secret
to yourself. Right? Please?
To yourself, right? Please?
You won’t send it to me, right?
No china hutch, please.
No China hutch, please.
I’m an American so
Call it Freedom hutch
“Call it freedom, Hutch”
Said Starsky to his partner
Going commando