Into my stomach
Then out my sphincter. I am
But a twisted tube.
But a twisted tube
twenty feet of coiled meat
intestines icky.
Intestines icky!
say all those people eating
sausages with glee.
Sausages with glee,
please, served warm, and a large side
Of vengeance, well chilled.
Of vengeance, well chilled,
And arms of the man I sing -
(Scoring a Homer).
Scoring a Homer
Simpson episode must be
Music’ly boring.
Music’ly boring
Yer Drakes, Weeknds, and Biebers
Gimme some Zeppelin!
Gimme some Zeppelin!
I need a dirigible!
Pump me up a blimp!
Pump me up a blimp!
Better yet, bump me a pimp!
Either would be fine
Either would be fine
Or is acceptable to;
But nor is right out.
But Nor is right out
From the old Nor-Ann Diner.
I think it’s gone now.
I think it’s gone now
That zest for living I had
When I was seven
When I was seven
I wanted to be the Flash.
Superspeed is cool.
Superspeed is cool
Till you encounter friction
and then it’s too hot.
and then it’s too hot
like life in Abu Dhabi
Four years I was there.
Four years I was there
Living with Trump as my Prez
Lawd Jeebus help me
Lawd Jeebus help me
Change what I can’t accept and
Accept cash only
Accept cash only
if it has been sanitized
until vaccine hits
Until vaccine hits
Remain indoors, shut away
From all nasty germs
From all nasty germs
And the diseases they cause,
Vaccines protect us.