As toys broke, kids cried -
I guess Legos can’t be made
Out of graham crackers
Out of graham crackers
Prepare a nice pie shell, fill,
Bake for seven hours.
Bake for seven hours.
My college roommate did this
I just drank too much
I just drank too much
Soda pop. I’ll be up at
Least three times tonight.
Least three times tonight
I will be doing something
decision is yours.
Decision is yours:
Tie the kangaroo down, mate,
Or face the turtle.
“…or face the turtle,”
said the turtle. The turtle
is Mitch McConnell.
Is Mitch McConnell
Ever going to let pass
Democratic laws?
Democratic laws
with small d democracy
need voting for all.
Need voting for all
Register to vote in State
Water Included
Water included
In dehydrated water
Kit. Just add water.
Kit. Just add water.
Seriously. You don’t need
that whole caboodle.
The whole caboodle
Gathers every year for
Big Easter dinner.
Big Easter Dinner
Table groans under massive
Loads of Edibles
Loads of edibles
In my Munsters lunch-box back
In the second grade.
In the second grade
You’re blissfully unaware
Of what life will bring
Of What Life Will Bring –
Hope for the best, but always,
Sigh, expect the worst.
Sigh, expect the worst
For if things do go quite well
Happiness Doubled
Happiness doubled
Found an onion ring inside
My order of fries
My order of fries
Disappeared very quickly
into my stomach