Of the Grand Canyon
I just don’t know all that much;
fun to visit, though!
Fun to visit, though
I wouldn’t want to live there;
too crowded for me.
Too crowded for me
That’s why I avoid New York;
a great policy
A great policy
Is universal health care.
A bad one is DOGE.
A bad one is DOGE
When you’re trying to say “dog”
With a French accent
With a French accent
Even the dumbest phrases
Sound kinda sexy
“Sound kinda sexy”
is not how anyone has
ever described me
Ever described me?
I need to know when and why
And just what you said
And just what you said,
Or what I thought that you said,
Or, maybe, like, huh?
“Or, maybe, like, huh?”
Such a silver-tonged devil
Yllaria is
Yllaria is
A poster on Straight Dope boards.
That’s how I know them.
That’s how I know them,
By the fruits of their labor,
or something like that.
Or something like that
Or this one or that one, but
Certainly not those
“Certainly not those,”
my snooty cousin Ed sniffed;
he is quite picky
He is quite picky.
Will only eat grapes if they
are peeled for him first.
Are peeled for him first
Is the only way my kid
Will consume most fruit
“Will consume most fruit,”
the curious want-ad read;
did she get hired?
Did she get hired?
Was she one syllable short?
Maybe she got fired
Maybe she got fired
Or maybe she got laid off.
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference?
Bugs are insects but not all
Insects are true bugs.