But that’s a cold wind!
I said, catching the breeze of
A polar bear’s fart
A polar bear’s fart,
however bad, could not scare
sparrows in moonlight
sparrows in moonlight
should all shit on the heads of
those who bring them here.
Those who bring them here
should just put them over there,
where there is more room.
Where there is more room
Out on the lonesome prairie,
The buffalo roam
The buffalo roam
Thorough my living room when I’m
Watching Yellowstone
Watching Yellowstone
or any of the big parks
is a full-time job!
Is a full-time job
really worth all the hassle?
I’d rather sleep in.
I’d rather sleep in
but we’ve only two more days
before more rain comes.
Before more rain comes
I’d better run to the store
And buy more buckets
“and buy more buckets!”
he shouted. “Or we won’t catch
all the cats and dogs!”
(It’s raining cats and dogs, you see…)
I’ll show myself out.
“all the cats and dogs”
Snoopy says that’s incorrect
He says, “dogs and cats”
He says, “dogs and cats
Don’t like each other." But mine
Like each other fine.
Like each other?, Fine
hates all us Howard brothers.
He can go to Hell.
He can go to Hell
Or he can move to Detroit.
There’s not much dif’rence.
-“BB”-
There’s not much dif’rence
in the strokes between most folks.
Love is all we need.
“Love is all we need”
is almost what the Beatles
sang back in the day
Sang, back in the day,
the Herald Angels, “Hark!” and
“Joy!” Keep it simple!
“Joy, keep it simple!”
Said Whoopie, as Ms. Behar
Prepared for “The View”
Prepared for the view,
The photographer shot pics
Of the Grand Canyon.