Just too limiting
To wear seatbelts, I’d rather
Not, and be thrown freeeeeeeeee.
Not, and. Be thrown freeeeeeeeee
Of conjunctions and grammar.
No one understands!
No one understands
Quantum physics, no matter
What they say online
What they say online
and what they say to your face
are rarely the same
Are rarely the same:
Our president’s statements and
The objective truth
The objective truth
Is that the subjective truth
Is more personal
Is more personal
Space what is really wanted
By anti-vaxxers
By anti-vaxxers
you may expect to be mocked
if you wish good health
If you wish good health
Forego that third helping of
My Spam bacon loaf
My spam bacon loaf
is a redneck masterpiece.
Better than pork rinds
Better than pork rinds
fresh from a roasted shoulder?
That’s not possible!
“That’s not possible!”
my uncle said as he flew
away on the wind
away on the wind
Like delicate gossamer
My fart doth float by
My fart doth float by
Like a noxious perfume cloud
But I didn’t do it!
But I didn’t do it!
It was like that when I got
Here. I know nothing.
Here, I know nothing
About this place. Get me back
Home, where I’m centered.
Home, where I’m centered
At my desk, among my pills
With the A/C on.
With the A/C on
I can still sweat bullets, but
They’re all icicles
They’re all icicles
cold water getting frozen
time to dress warmly
Time to dress warmly.
Yes, I know it’s almost June
but that’s a cold wind!
(Out of game: that’s entirely accurate today. I even lit up the wood stove.)