I sure wish he would
But I doubt he will, who knows
With that MFer
With that MFer,
there’s no telling what he’ll do -
he is a puzzler
He is a puzzler
Must be, 'cause he yelled at me
A bunch of cross words
A bunch of crosswords?
No problem for me! – I’m a
Cruciverbalist.
-“BB”-
Cruciverbalist?
You said that to your mom?
You should wash your mouth.
You should wash your mouth
After brushing your teeth, and
Don’t forget your tongue.
Don’t forget your tongue
Needs to be under control
When at that meeting.
When at that meeting,
don’t mention the damn parade
to the President
To the President
I’ve just one simple question:
What’s up with your hair?
What’s up with your hair?
It contains an actual
Live bird, and her nest.
Live Bird and Her Nest?
Holy crap, I love that band!
Where are they playing?
Where are they playing?
Out in the forest alone?
Maybe they’ll find porn.
(“Forest porn” is a thing and I think it is hilarious.)
Maybe they’ll find porn
If they tear up the attic
Of my childhood home
Of my childhood home
I have little to say, but
I miss it sometimes
I miss it sometimes
when I am in the bathroom
with the lights turned off
with the lights turned off
no one can see my Ding Dong,
Twinkie, or Ho Ho
Twinkie, or Ho Ho?
No, thanks. They’re too sweet for me.
You got a grapefruit?
You got a grapefruit-
Sized testicle there, good sir
Ask me how I know
Ask me how I know
The secrets of life itself
I watch PBS
I watch PBS,
Especially dino shows.
Those things are so cool.