Those things are so cool
Was the wrong thing to say to
The girl I just met
The girl I just met
smacked me when I said those things
are so cool. My bad.
Are so cool. My bad.
Those chicks needed to be warm.
Now will they survive?
Now will they survive
The rest of Donald Trump’s term?
Maybe, maybe not.
Maybe, maybe not
My poorly tied rope is a
Maybe maybe knot
Maybe maybe know
Otherwise known as granny.
What did granny do?
What did granny do?
She smiles; she isn’t telling.
Granny was wild once.
What did granny do?
She’s the little old lady
from Pasadena!
From Pasadena
comes the cry, “I love haiku!”
And so do we all.
(got some tidying up to do here)…
Granny was wild once
She drank, she loved to snuggle
Up to Old Grand Dad
Up to Old Grand Dad?
Then he’ll want pie for dinner
And so do we all.
(There we go, all nice and tidy tied together --)
“And so do we all.”
I concurred as we toasted
Better days to come
Better days to come
are what porn stars always seek;
key to scheduling!
Key to scheduling?
Don’t put off ‘til tomorrow
What… time for a nap.
What, time for a nap?
Much too late for that, I’d say;
it’s more like bedtime.
It’s more like bedtime -
It keeps getting earlier
The older I get.
The older I get,
The more everything bugs me.
Get it together!
Get it together,
Try to love one another
Right now! — The Youngbloods
Right now, The Youngbloods
If they were still alive, would
Be the Geezer Bloods
Be the Geezer Bloods
Embrace your inner geezer!
Next: the Bee Gee-zers.