Next: the Bee Gee-zers
Who did sing “Stayin’ Alive”
Until they didn’t
Until they didn’t,
They did it everyday,
Right on schedule.
Right on schedule but
Missing a syllable in
That line number three.
(At least, unless you pronounce schedule a lot differently than I do. But as you apparently pronounce everyday differently than I do, maybe you do.)
That line number three:
Do not touch — electrified!
Powers subway cars.
Powers Subway Cars
are the best in the business;
ask for them by name!
shed-jew-el, perhaps?
-“BB”-
This is from HowManySyllables , which shall hereinafter be the Haiku Madness yardstick, barometer, and gold standard:
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Ask for them by name!
Otherwise, how will they know
Who the F you want?
Who the F you want
depends on what the F you
want them for. Capiche?
“Want them for capiche,”
Said the lady buying eggs.
“Ma’am, do you mean quiche?”
Ma’am, do you mean quiche?
I’ve a recipe here that
Uses my produce.
“Uses my produce,
and pays me,” said the sales clerk.
“Capitalism!”
Capitalism
Is the way to go and it
Just might work some day
Just might work some day.
Wile E. Coyote still has
Some tricks up his sleeve.
Some tricks up his sleeve
Also, down his pants. Even
In his cumberbund
In his cumberbund?
Is that a different way
To spell ‘cummerband’?
-“BB”-
To spell ‘cummerband’
Properly, you must exchange
The A for a U
The A for a U
is necessary to spell
“Clevelund, Ohio”
“Clevelund, Ohio”-
Also known as “Lund of Cleve”.
Nobody goes there.
Nobody goes there
As they define “nobody”.
We live there just fine.