We live there just fine,
until the Visigoths come;
then we have to hide.
Then we have to hide!
Ate the roast, blamed it on cat.
Mom did not buy it.
Mom did not buy it
And dad did not apply it
But bro did try it
But bro did try it,
He did, he really did it.
He ate those corn flakes.
He ate those corn flakes
and drank a gallon of juice;
off to work with him!
Off to work with him!
And him! And her! Also them!
But not I, ha ha!
But not I, ha ha!
Imperialist tidbits
just don’t interest me.
Just don’t interest me:
Big brothers, bachelors, and
Desparate housewives
Desperate Housewives
got cancelled a while ago
I am sad to say.
I am sad to say
nothing in particular;
I had a good day!
I had a good day!
With belated birthday cake
And visit from sis!
And a visit from sis
Is what I’d like to see more
Than anything else.
Than anything else
I’d like to go to Disney,
either Land or World
Either Land or World.
One, of course, on the Game Boy.
Or S.N.E.S.
Or S.N.E.S.
South, north, east, and…what’s S? Sest??
Ain’t that Kanye’s kid?
Ain’t that Kanye’s, kid?
He may be a jerk, but don’t
steal his stuff, OK?
Steal his stuff, OK?
“Ok,” said the budding thief.
Well, that was easy.
Well, that was easy:
5-7-5 yet again.
Gotta love haiku!
Gotta love haiku!
If you can count, you can write
good or bad haiku.
Good or bad, haiku
Still, like love, won’t pay your bills.
You still need money.