Haiku Madness Part Deux

That’s my Monday plan:
To run the dishwasher; and
Do some more laundry.

“Do some more laundry,”
thinks I, when he walks in drenched
in sweat from yardwork.

In sweat from yardwork
A microscope can show you
All kinds of creatures.

All kinds of creatures
Inhabit this strange planet
Who am I to judge?

Who am I to judge ?!
Let me remind you, I am …
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
How’s this for a good judge name:
Darth Vader Ginsburg

Darth Vader Ginsburg
Is the name of my band but
We need a drummer

We need a drummer
who won’t just burst into flame,
like in that Brit group

Like in that Brit group

Ya know, with the long, long hair

Wearing wild, wild clothes

Wearing wild, wild clothes
I always make quite a splash
at the nuns’ meeting

At the nuns’ meeting,
I was asked to leave because
I am not Catholic

I am not Catholic.
I am a Cat-o-holic.
I enjoy my cats.

I enjoy my cats
Barbecued with side of dog
I am a strawman

I am a strawman
I distort your argument
I’m a fallacy

I’m a fallacy
I am so very common
But I’m still so wrong.

But I’m still so wrong
According to the teacher
grading my paper

Grading my paper
she discerned I was fascist
she gave me an F

She gave me an F
So I gave her back a U
I won that exchange

I won that exchange!
Back when phone numbers started
with exchange letters.

Before phone numbers were fully numerical, many began with an exchange name that was often shortened to two letters, such as “PEnnsylvania 6-5000”.

With exchange letters,

Back in my childhood, three - two

Was old DAvenport.