And that’s enough! Right
Now, pup, you must stop chewing
On my furniture!
On my furniture
I sit, remote in right hand
Mindlessly watching
Mindlessly watching
the TV until I fall
Asleep. All is calm.
Asleep - all is calm.
Awake - all is loud chaos.
Pre-school kids are wild.
Pre-school kids are wild
But I am jealous of them
Because I love naps
Because I love naps
I collect area rugs
And stroke them daily
And stroke them daily?
I’m happy to take that job
At the cat shelter.
At the cat shelter,
My sister picked up Kestra.
Sweet lil baby girl.
Sweet lil baby girl.
That’s what I call my cat, too.
Cats are lovable.
Cats are lovable
But sometimes they make me sneeze
So it’s dogs for me
So it’s dogs for me!
Sledding in Iditarod’s
what it’s all about
(with apologies to Burt Bacharach)
What it’s all about
Live just for the moment? But
I believe in love
I believe in love,
books, tea, naps, and chocolate cake.
But mostly the cake.
But mostly the cake
Was a lie. Still, in the end
They made a neat gun.
They made a neat gun
For the research to be done.
Are you still alive?
“Are you still alive?”
I shouted to the man who
Knocked on his coffin
Knocked on his coffin,
but Mozart never replied;
he’s decomposing
He’s decomposing
The worms crawl in and crawl out.
He’s one with the soil.
“He’s one with the soil,”
the garden-supply clerk said.
My goal? Re-potting.
My goal? Re-potting
As I opened the door to
The cannabis store