Credit card maxed out
is my fear when eating out.
Time to wash dishes.
Time to wash dishes
Just seems to keep returning
Over and over.
Over and over
you don’t believe we’re on the
Eve of Destruction
Eve, of Destruction
and Construction Company,
Breaks down and rebuilds.
I’m going to take some time to just enjoy this.
Breaks down and rebuilds
The thread’s previous haiku
Sorta what we do
Sorta what we do,
Fractally branching nitpicks
And bad puns of course.
And bad puns of course:
Lettuce practice sign language;
Handy dandy leaves.
Handy Dandy leaves
after he’s cleaned up the house;
he’s such a great guy!
He’s such a great guy
Except for all the things that
Make him kinda suck.
Make him kinda suck
poison out the thigh. He said
I am out of here.
I am out of here
But I have plenty of there
And some everywhere
'(h)andsome everywhere
With style so graceful and rare
Ladies are swooning
I was about to call foul on this one for altering the spelling, but now I get it.
'andsome.
Very clever. And allowed.
mmm
Ladies are swooning
and gentlemen are kvetching,
but I just don’t care
“But I just don’t care,”
is not what you want to hear
from your physician.
From your physician
A gift of a pack of smokes
Would raise some eyebrows
“Would raise some eyebrows”
is an understatement! ‘Reek’
always starts chaos.
Always starts chaos
and always causes trouble.
That’s what puppy does.
That’s what puppy does:
eats, poops, sleeps, is really cute.
And that’s enough, right?