I’m no champion,
But I bought an apple watch.
It nags me to move.
It nags me to move,
It shows me real estate ads.
Pushy Pennywise.
Pushy Pennywise
Nickelodeon. Dime or
Dollar for your thoughts.
Dollar for your thoughts?
I thought it was a penny?
Is this inflation?
“Is this inflation?”
I asked the car mechanic
As he filled my tire
As he filled my tire,
I asked the Triple A guy,
“Shouldn’t that be air?”
“Shouldn’t that be Air
Jordans on your wondrous feet?"
I once asked Michael.
I once asked Michael
“Can I help? He just said to
Row the boat ashore.
Row the boat ashore
or all the way to China,
for all I care, bub.
For all I care, bub
Can use double line spacing;
Or switch from markdown.
Or switch from markdown,
or fly to Paris, or nap -
whatever you like!
Whatever you like!
It is fine by me. Just please
leave me out of it.
Leave me out of it.
I don’t want to get into
marital squabbles.
marital squabbles
Are often about money
Or it’s about sex
“Or it’s about sex,”
Said the dream interpreter
about every dream.
About every dream
I have – not about sex but
These long bananas
These long bananas?
“Yes, we have none,” Groucho sang…
or was it Zeppo?
Or was it Zeppo?
My fav’rite lighter was an
authentic Zippo!
Authentic Zippo
lighters cost too much money
so please flick my Bic
“So please flick my Bic.”
“Sorry” she said with a smirk.
“Credit card maxed out.”