Haiku Madness Part Deux

Second line has six?
Stickling nitpicker stickles
While wondrous world burns

While wondrous world burns
We must maintain strict order
In our haiku club

In our haiku club
Too many syllamables
Will ruin our day

Will, ruin our day?
No, he’s much too nice a guy.
Three big cheers for Will!

Three big cheers for Will
and Dick but most chiefly for
King Charlie the Third

King Charlie, the third
Donut was a bit much, no?
Watch that royal waist

Watch that royal waist?
I prefer the beauty queen
with forty-inch hips.