“By”/“Buy”? Not sure homonyms are fair play, but I’ll go from your last line.
“Especially thou,”
my Old Testament sweetheart
once lovingly said.
The Heir raises a good point. For clarity, homonyms are not allowed from this point forward. For the record, punctuation may be altered.
Once lovingly said,
“You’re an ass!” has taken on
A different meaning
Thanks, MMM.
A different meaning
was what I intended when
I said, “Eat my shorts!”
I said, “Eat my shorts!”
But the moths declined. They said
They were synthetic.
They were synthetic,
but really empathetic;
nicest moths ever!
Nicest moths ever!
When they’re done flitting about
They turn off the light
They turn off the light
when we forget to pay bill.
Where are the candles?
Where are the candles?
This stinks! This is BS! This…
Oh, wait, here they are
“Oh, wait, here they are”
Hey, I recognize that quote !
It’s Bulldog Briscoe !
It’s Bulldog Briscoe!
A great Frasier character;
always liked that guy
Wait! It’s November?
Where has the time gone this year?
Soon two oh two six.
Always liked that guy
But he never seemed to know
The rules for the thread.
The rules for the thread
are to quote the last line of
the previous post.
The previous post
Has a cute wee tweety bird
No more puddy tat
“No more puddy tat,”
said the giant Tweety bird,
wiping off his beak.
Wiping off his beak
The robin was grossed out 'cause
There’s dirt on his worms
There’s dirt on his worms
As they ate into his brain
The wall was too high
The Wall was too high,
just as the Stasi liked it,
but is now long gone.
But is now long gone
Right down the middle it came
Bruce Springsteen’s speedball
[Out of game]
Just to be certain (and to avoid further infraction): What about same-spelling homonyms? For example in response to
would the following be permitted?