Just need a new brain
And a YouTube lesson on
How to install it
How to install It?
I don’t want that scary clown
on my gadgets, thanks
On my gadgets, thanks
Need no electronic brains
My wetware will do
My wetware will do
whatever I ask of it…
well, uh, pretty much
well, uh, pretty. Much
More I’m not going to say
About your artwork.
About your artwork
I’d say, not enough artsy
Way too much fartsy
Way too much fartsy
Durned nuclear burrito
Smoke alarm went off
Smoke alarm went off
City HAZMAT team moved in
Evacuate now!
Evacuate now!
All very well to say, but
We’ve nowhere to go.
We’ve nowhere to go
But below; gliding on our
Magnificent wings
Magnificent wings
and a graceful fuselage;
that is the B-1
That is the B1
Said my friend as she taught me
How to play bingo
How to play bingo
You yell B-I-N-G-O!
'Cuz that’s his name-o
'Cuz that’s his name-o,
You say? Did he jump the stile?
Did he have a style?
Did he have a style?
Was he famous or sexy?
Or did he lose it?
“…or did he lose it?”
the cop asked me about Phil,
who was in handcuffs
Who was in handcuffs?
Jailed in the Hague for war crimes.
You will never guess.
You will never guess
My password if you don’t know
The name of my dog
The name of my dog
isn’t Roderick Phillips;
whose is, I ask you?
Whose is, I ask you
“Whose”? “Whose”? Keep reading that word
Doesn’t it look weird?