How I wish I knew
If I only had a brain
He’s just the scarecrow
He’s just the scarecrow,
but Oz never did give no-
thing to the Tinman
Thing to the Tinman
A heart can’t be bought or sold
Just cheap dime-store kitsch
Just cheap dime-store kitsch
Penny a point, no score kept
At the five and dime
At the five and dime
I spent fifteen cents, did not
Get any change back
Get any change back
Though they tried to alter me
I’m unmutated
I’m unmutated.
But nearly Neanderthal.
Hair hides the crown ridge
“Hair hides the crown ridge,”
Conan told the courtier,
who raised an eyebrow
Who raised an eyebrow?
When I host a poker game
We only use chips
We use only chips.
Corn chips. Tater chips. Cow chips.
Decent food? Not here.
Decent food not here?
That’s gonna be a problem
My wife will hate that!
My wife will hate that!
Sing songs about an old flame?
Sleep in the doghouse
Sleep in the doghouse?
That’s worse than sleep on the couch
Dude must’ve eff’d up!
Dude must’ve eff’d up
And asked the genie for a
Tiny pianist
Tiny pianist
Tiny dancer: maybe should
Get them together.
Get them together
Trump and the Shah of Iran
End this silliness
End this silliness?
End this silliness? Say what???
Two more years. Oh no!!!
Two more years, oh no
Is this Apolo Ohno
Or Yoko Ono?
Or Yoko Ono?
Who once married Mr. Bill:
“Yes yes yes!” “Oh no!”
Yes Yes Yes!! Oh no?
Artemis launches today!
Let’s, All systems go!