I’m funny that way
With a funny bone to match
But, not bone-headed
But not bone-headed?
Absent a skull, aren’t we all
Just mushy brain-heads?
Just mushy brain-heads
It’s gray matter between our ears
But are the lights on?
But are the lights on?
The stove? The coffee pot? I
Should have double-checked
Should have double-checked
What world I was landing on
Can’t be the right one
Can’t be the right. One
wrong turn and now I’m so lost;
I’ll try a left here.
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I’ll try a left here
A left at Albuquerque?
Ehh… hey… What’s up doc?
Ehh…hey… “What’s Up, Doc?”
Funny movie! And Streisand?
Really, really hot.
Really, really hot?
How ‘bout The Lincoln Lawyer?
Becki Newton? HOT.
Becki Newton? HOT
And Thandiwe Newton? HOT
Nuked fig Newtons? HOT!
Nuked fig Newtons? HOT!
Here’s the tricky part — Big…Fig
Newtons, ONE MORE TIME!
Newtons, one more time?
But sir, I’m on a diet
I’ll take Diet Coke
I’ll take Diet Coke
before I’ll drink rat poison;
it’s a close call, though.
It’s a close call, though
Exclamations only thread!
Lives for 3+ years
Lives for 3+ years
– is it cheetah or camel
In that Overwatch?
In that overwatch
Lies an overbearing soul
Sole mate or soulmate?
Sole mate or soulmate?
I have a big shoe fetish
I love my Dockers
I love my Dockers
Tighty whities? Or boxers?
Please, just no Speedos!
Please, just no Speedos!
So I’m wearing my t-back
But it’s on backwards
But it’s on backwards.
Uh… “butt,” or “but”? Good question;
how I wish I knew!