Haiku Madness Part Deux

I’m glad you picked up on that!

Says Harry Nilsson
But here’s looking at you there,
Brigitte Nielsen, wow!

Brigitte Nielsen, wow!
Boobs of pristine stainless steel
Bonked Sly AND Arnie

‘Bonked Sly AND Arnie’
Is not a club membership
To be too proud of

To be too proud of
Sly and Arnie are now old
What a way to go!

What a way to go!
Oak Street instead of Maple??
Freakin’ Google Maps!

Freakin’ Google Maps!
We nav now much diff’rently
Who asks directions???

Who asks directions???
Just finding it is faster
Even if it’s not

Even if it’s not…
… findable, you can web search
And try to find it

And try to find it
The rainbow and pot of gold
I will one bright day

I will one bright day
Find the rainbow connection.
Come find it with me.

Come find It with me.
I’ll check over here, while you
Look down this storm drain.

Look down this storm drain.
Is that a kitten? I think
We’d best get it out.

We’d best get it out.
But if it’s stuck, yeah, it’s STUCK!
Extraction tools time!

Extraction tools time!
Are not the words you want to
Hear from your dentist

Hear from your dentist
Or maybe proctologist
Bend over, and cough

“Bend over and cough”:
bad phrase to start a date with,
so I never have.

So I never have
Ever watched The Godfather
Okay, I just lied

Okay, I just lied

Down in a flowery glade.

The ants weren’t happy.

The ants weren’t happy
But the aardvark really was
LOVED the Pink Panther!

Loved the Pink Panther,
but hated the Pink Lion;
I’m funny that way.