Do we want to go?
Or forever dithering
That is the question
“… that is the question,”
Hamlet said, and you know what?
I think he was right!
I think he was right
But I wish he wouldn’t keep
Harping upon it.
Harping upon it,
The bard won the final prize.
It was a great harp.
“It was a great Harp,
but not as good as Guinness,”
my chum Patrick said.
“My chum,” Patrick said,
“Will attract more sharks than yours.”
I chucked mine at him.
I chucked mine at him,
but he ducked, and it hit Claire;
she was not amused.
She was not amused.
And when Mama’s not happy
Nobody’s happy.
Nobody’s happy
at our choice of lunch today:
puppies a la king.
puppies a la king
was plainly not the lead-in
for a haiku poem
For a haiku poem
To not be mocked, get all your
Syllables correct
Syllables correct
First letter capitalized
And always three lines
And always three lines
Is some really bad advice
When you’re snorting coke
mmm, I remember your original game! I was there a couple of times.
To continue,
When you’re snorting coke
You shouldn’t also snort Pepsi
Do you Do the Dew?
I was using ‘shouldn’t’ as one syllable!
ETA — maybe I should’ve used shant.
Do you Do the Dew?
Then I am sorry for you:
disgusting bev’rage.
Disgusting bev’rage
But I drank it anyway
Please call the doctor
Please call the doctor?
Can you cure my belly ache?
Put de lime in de…
Put de lime in de
Coconut, drink ‘em bot’ up
Says Harry Nilsson