Haiku Madness Part Deux

Cock a doodle doo?
That bird is just so confused.
Shut up, stupid duck.

Shut up, stupid duck.
You quack entirely too much.
I’ll tie your bill shut!

“I’ll tie your Bill shut,”
Liz Cheney told Hillary,
but then he escaped.

But then he escaped
When Otis grabbed the key and
Opened the cell door

Opened: the cell door
Closed: my big fat jailbird mouth
Pleased: Sheriff Nanette

Pleased Sheriff Nanette!
She loosens the straps slightly
I must please her more.

I must please her more,
I thought, and all in good time,
Susan married me.