Cock a doodle doo?
That bird is just so confused.
Shut up, stupid duck.
Shut up, stupid duck.
You quack entirely too much.
I’ll tie your bill shut!
“I’ll tie your Bill shut,”
Liz Cheney told Hillary,
but then he escaped.
But then he escaped
When Otis grabbed the key and
Opened the cell door
Opened: the cell door
Closed: my big fat jailbird mouth
Pleased: Sheriff Nanette
Pleased Sheriff Nanette!
She loosens the straps slightly
I must please her more.
I must please her more,
I thought, and all in good time,
Susan married me.
Susan married me
Which came as quite a shock to
Her other husband
Her other husband
was not the culprit either.
Watch Mare of EastTown !
Watch Mare of EastTown?
Is that one of those British
Murder mysteries?
Murder mysteries
Are fun to watch but not fun
To be a part of.
To be a part of
A conjoined at the hips pair
Please double my fun!
“Please double my fun,”
I asked Chang and Eng Bunker,
and of course they did!
And of course they did!
Left foot Hokey Pokey in
The Mustang’s back seat
The mustang’s back seat
Uncomfortably located
Behind the saddle
Behind the saddle
Is where you put your bedroll.
Strap it down tightly.
Strap it down tightly
Give it a slap and say, that
Ain’t goin’ nowhere
Ain’t goin’ nowhere.
Just setting up the hammock
With naps on my mind.
With naps on my mind
I just run my vacuum in
Just one direction
Just one direction
Will take us out of here; but
Do we want to go?