My doctor’s order
For wings arrived during my
Colonoscopy
Colonoscopy:
They give you a screen to watch.
The drugs do nothing.
The drugs do nothing
Talking 'bout these generic
Pills named “Placebo”
Pills named “Placebo”.
No, I don’t know why they chose
That name for their dog.
That name for their dog
wasn’t Fido, Spot or Bob;
I forget it now.
I forget it now
What is recommended if
Your pants are on fire?
Your pants are on fire,
And there’s burning in my loins.
Let’s do it right now!
“Let’s do it right now!,”
said I, then “Oh, yes, why not?”
said she; bliss came next.
She said Bliss came next
And I said why do you give
Your kids such weird names?
Your kids’ such weird names
Are entirely normal
Where they will soon live.
Where they will soon live
The voices of ancestors
Speak through the night frogs.
Speak through the night, frogs
Because when the morning comes,
Froglegs for breakfast
Frog legs for breakfast
is a fav’rite of those all those
sparrows by moonlight
Sparrows by moonlight?
Composers would rather try
Night-time sugar-dolls.
Night-time, sugar-dolls.
If you won’t go to bed now
I’ll call you weird names.
I’ll call you weird names
Like, for example, the one
Your mama gave you
Your mama gave you
A bratty baby brother
To play sly tricks on
To play sly tricks on
Great Aunt Edna, I suggest
you get up early!
You get up early
Get out of bed, and drag a
Comb across your head
Comb across your head
I am the Eggman Rooster
Cock a doodle do