Haiku Madness Part Deux

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Back to our weirdness
As I put down my book and
Turned on CNN

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Turned-on CNN?
Sexualized news broadcasts
are just not for me

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Are just? Not for me!
Slaps on the wrists? Petty fines?
I demand vengeance!!

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I demand vengeance,
but grrr, I never get it;
very frustrating

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Very frustrating
When the package says “tear here”
And you know it won’t

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And you know it won’t
make a bit of difference
to the Biff Fan Club.

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To the Biff Fan Club
I say bite me, because I
Was not invited

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Was not invited
to the Inauguration,
and that’s fine by me!