Coupon for Gunness
Book of Records, good for the
'20 edition
'20 edition
will cost you eight million bucks;
worth ev’ry penny!
Worth ev’ry penny!
For my A-I-B-Gone app
No more mindless text
No more mindless text
Cease all the rants and ravings
Delete my account
Delete my account
I will probably never
Use MySpace again
Use MySpace again?
Not unless you paid me lots;
hive of villainy
Hive of villainy
My local homeowner’s cult
Rigid and mad rules
Rigid and mad rules,
But the game board has great art.
Here’s the Kickstarter.
Here’s the kickstarter,
and clutch, and handlebars; now,
ride that motorbike!
Ride that motorbike!
Veer and squeeze through the traffic!
Scare me half to death.
Scare me half to death,
But not quite all the way, please.
I’m not done here yet.
I’m not done here yet
Until I sample all wares
Should take a decade
Should take a decade
or more to remove the stench
of that awful name.
Of that awful name
I shall not utter a word;
it’s not Voldemort
It’s not Voldemort
Satan, Sauron, or Hitler
Disgrace eternal
Disgrace eternal
awaits those who pick their nose
right in front of me
[out of game] No recent submissions? I thought of a Haiku starting
. . . . Right in front of me
. . . . the world has changed for the worse
But wasn’t sure how many syllables has “World.”
I’d hate to get another reprimand.
Tip: Hop on over to How Many Syllables to verify a word you are unsure of.
mmm
Right in front of me
The world has changed for the worse
So says @Gordon_G
So says @Gordon_G
Thanks for jump-starting the thread
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