But you’re no Wookie
You can’t cantina boogie
Unless you’re bizarre
Unless you’re bizarre
Or spell your name backasswards
You can’t join this club
You can’t join this club
Club Med, Club Fed, or Club Dead?
The choice is all yours
The choice is all yours,
And of thirty-one flavors
You pick vanilla?
You pick Vanilla
Ice? And you think he’ll rock your
Mic like a vandal?
Mic, like a Vandal,
was quite naughty and sacked Rome.
Don’t do that again!
“Don’t do that again”
Not what I wanted to hear
On my wedding night
Just a note to wish everyone a happy National Haiku Day.
And, thanks to all who participate in this thread.
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On my wedding night
We celebrated Haiku
And all those who love.
Thanks, MMM!
And all those who love
writing haiku are my friends;
glad to be with you!
Glad to be with you!
'Twas National Haiku Day!
Thanks to MMM!
Thanks to MMM,
Who gave us polls we can all
Argue fitfully.
Argue fitfully
We’re Dopers, that’s what we do!
See, BBQ Pit?
See, BBQ Pit?
No, but I sure can smell it
And the noise assaults
And the noise assaults
That’s why I carry earplugs
I always have them
I always have them
Right here, by my side. Talkin’
About my elbows
About my elbows,
The less said about the skin,
The less abashment.
The less abashment,
The more composure and poise
Can I do it all?
Can I do it all?
Not if I stay sitting here
Just reading the Dope.
Just reading the Dope
As if I post off-topic
I’ll get my ass warned