I’ll get my ass warned
If I let him shove his nose
At the annoyed cat.
At the annoyed cat
What’s with those cats, anyway?
Superior, them?
Superior, them?
Of course they are; and know it.
They don’t start hate groups.
They don’t start hate groups
But yet, folks just being folks
Some do love to hate
Some do love to hate
And others, they hate to love
Me? I like to like
Me? I like to like
A good way to be. Like me,
I sure hate to hate
I sure hate to hate
But I struggle with that when
I see litterbugs
I see litterbugs
They don’t know that they are trash
Don’t see each other
Don’t see each other
Each sees only their own dreams.
Makes a bad marriage.
Makes a bad marriage:
loathing, distrust, cheating, theft.
So just keep looking!
So just keep looking!
You’ll find your glasses sometime.
Are they on your head?
Are they on your head?
I’m talking about your ears…
That’s where they should be
That’s where they should be
They said. But I disagree.
Mine go where they please.
Mine go where they please
Which just proves the old adage
You cannot herd fleas
You cannot herd fleas
Or the cats that carry them.
It’s easy with sheep.
“It’s easy with sheep,”
an old Scotsman told me once,
but I still doubt it.
But I still doubt it
Dirty deeds are always
A done deal in Perth
A done deal in Perth
is not so “done” in Melbourne,
or so Bruce told me.
“Or so”? Bruce told me
That you need to be precise
Building this device.
Building this device,
you will need nuts, bolts, wire
and lots of cool tools!