And lots of cool tools
Whether you use them or not
Is mandatory
Is mandatory
to stick to 5:7:5
syllable count here
Syllable, Count. Here
Is your dictionary. See,
That is how it’s spelled.
That is how it’s spelled
Supercalifragelystek…
Oh the hell with it.
Oh, the hell with it:
I’ll never get calculus.
That’s just how it goes!
That’s just how it goes.
You can say that cream rises
But, also, shit floats.
But, also, shit floats
sounds like something they’d drink on
those “Jack-ass”-type shows.
Those Jackass-type shows
were never my kinda thing;
I preferred Seinfeld.
I preferred Seinfeld
Especially when the chef
Said, “No soup for you!”
Said “No soup for you!”
and threw them out of the shop;
that was a great ep!
That was a great ep!
Doctor Smith turned into a
Walking celery!
Walking celery
Look out behind you, 'cuz it’s
Stalking celery
Stalking celery
In the grocery store, I
Found only eggplant.
Found only eggplant
The parmesan was nowhere
My dinner ruined
My dinner ruined
Me for shrimp and lima bean
Soup. Was not a thrill.
Soup was not a thrill,
but the performance by Sting?
I really loved it.
I really loved it
No, honest I truly did!
Haggis is awesome!
Haggis is awesome;
When finished eating, it can
Be used for bagpipes.
Be used for bagpipes:
wool, wood and very deep breaths;
not everyone’s taste.
Not everyone’s taste
Can be trusted. See photo:
Haggis McNuggets.