Haiku Madness Part Deux

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Haggis McNuggets:
“Big Mac,” he was called; became
King of McDonalds.

[John_DiFool]

King of McDonalds
After the Burger Monarch
Launched his invasion

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Launched his invasion
Then quickly retreated, he
Always chickens out