Haggis McNuggets:
“Big Mac,” he was called; became
King of McDonalds.
King of McDonalds
After the Burger Monarch
Launched his invasion
Launched his invasion
Then quickly retreated, he
Always chickens out
Always chickens out,
like some heads of state I know;
what times we live in!
What times we live in!
Two and a half weeks go by
With no new haikus!
With no new haikus
We would have to manage with
Sending out postcards.
Sending out postcards
Miserable Python threads
Four words and limericks
Four words and lim’ricks
Is too many syllables
Unless you elide.
Unless you elide
The grilled onions, White Castle
Burgers are tasty
Burgers are tasty
The secret ingredient?
Need to know basis
[“Limerick” indeed can be said to have TWO syllables, according to Webster Online, a very definitive source.]
Need to know basis
Means if I need to know it
I should look it up.
I should look it up
But it’s just too much like work.
I’m on vacation.
I’m on vacation
All work and no play make Jack
A very dull boy
A very dull boy
Can become a shiny cat
With good food and pats.
With good food and pats,
I once again feel human;
no feline am I!
No feline am I
Not when I hate sardines and
Can’t purr worth a damn
Can’t purr worth a damn
Belches the blackest smoke.
I need a new car.
I need a new car
My wife stole my former one
Stuck with a lemon
Stuck with a lemon
Thanks, life, I’m getting tired of
making lemonade
Making lemonade
Without too much sugar; I
Like it a bit tart.