…and infinity
doesn’t seem so big when you’re
on the Enterprise.
On the Enterprise
Rental car I noticed a
Hertz bumper sticker
Hertz bumper sticker
Is not advertising cars
But their audio.
But their audio
Wasn’t working on the Zoom;
Whole session was mute.
Whole session was mute
A meeting in pantomime
And semaphore code
… and semaphore code
was all wrong on The Beatles’
Help album cover.
Help album cover?
No, I only help people.
That’s just how I roll.
That’s just how I roll
It’s usually downhill
And getting grass stains
… and getting grass stains
out of your dress whites can be
a major hassle.
A Major Hassle
Made me scrub down the latrine
With a mere toothbrush
With a mere toothbrush
The plucky story hero
Saved everybody!
Saved everybody
and then went on vacation.
Sure, I deserved it!
Sure, I deserved it!
And chocolate comes from a bean -
It’s a vegetable.
It’s a vegetable
And a fruit at the same time
As many foods are.
As many foods are
fattening… don’t know where I
was going with that.
Was going with that
Strange girl to the senior prom
Won the “Worst Dressed” prize
Won the “Worst Dressed” prize,
which I’m really quite proud of;
of course you see why!
Of course you see why!
The population grows old,
Needs more blue parking.
Needs more blue. Parking
That red crayon for a while
Gives better color.
Gives better color
Than my 1970
Sony Trinitron