Sony Trinitron
And a cutthroat game of Pong
Yes, the good old days
Yes, the good old days -
When quarters were all silver,
Back before Pac Man.
Back before Pac Man,
There was the wonder of Pong
To mesmerize kids.
To mesmerize kids
Even now, it often works:
Show them some kittens.
Show them some kittens
Even Don Corleone
Melts in their presence
Melts in their presence
As the icy-cold water
Dissolves the wicked
Dissolves the wicked
Eliminates the evil
New Cottonelle ad
New Cottonelle ad
Has too many bear butts and
Not enough bare butts
Not enough bare butts
An odd complaint about a
Wedding reception
Wedding reception -
Toast after toast after toast -
Float to the future.
Float to the future
Soar into the bright blue sky
Kiss the Earth goodbye
Kiss the Earth goodbye;
You-know-who might very well
Torch it out of pique.
Torch it out of pique,
and the cops will come for you;
arson’s still a crime.
Arson’s still a crime,
Although my heart will smolder
Long before it flames.
Long before it flames
My marshmallow will be a
Toasty golden brown
Toasty golden brown.
All foods are better being
Toasty golden brown.
’Toasty’ Golden Brown:
It’s a Tarantino film
Starring Pam Grier?
Starring Pam Grier
Either Jackie or Foxy
You can choose your Brown
You can choose your brown
M&Ms or your yellow;
I prefer the green.
I prefer the green.
You can have your cubicle;
I’m going outside.