I should just retire
Wait, I’ve already done that
Each day’s a good one
Each day’s a good one
Everyone does what I say
Daddy is a toy
Daddy is a toy
Richard Pryor was The Toy
Brad Pitt was in Troy
Brad Pitt was in Troy
but not in The Odyssey,
which was much better.
Which was much better?
This one? Or this one? This one?
Says my eye doctor
Says my eye doctor:
Well, those both have to come out!
A real card, he was.
A real card, he was
No, not like the ace of clubs
More like a joker
More like a joker
And not Heath Ledger either
More Jared Leto
“More Jared Leto!”
his fans demanded, but no
studio agreed