But I’m really not
A very bad man, just a
Very bad wizard
Very bad wizard
Can’t make the water go on
In new bathroom sinks.
In new bathroom sinks
Please, please do not urinate
Go in the bathtub
Go in the bathtub!
Very smelly dog who just
Rolled in dead woodchuck.
(it occurs to me that that works for me, but does anybody pronounce “rolled” as two syllables?)
“Rolled in Dead Woodchuck”
Is that a Frank Zappa tune?
Sounds just like his style.
Sounds just like his style –
Check out that “Roland” song and
“Excitable Boy”
-“BB”-
Excitable Boy?
Wait, wasn’t that ZZ Top?
Z bands confuse me
“Z bands confuse me”
Maurice Chevalier
“I prefer Z little girls”
" I prefer Z little girls"
Don’t quite a haiku
Line make so I pass.
Line make so I pass
My haiku knowledge to some
Five, seven, then five
Five, seven, then five:
Lamest combination lock
In history, man
In history, man
I was as bad as math, yo
Did not like school, dude
Did not like school dude.
But after school dude? I mean,
That dude was allllllllllright!
That dude was allllllllllright!
Mommy, daddy’s alright they
seem a little weird
seems a little weird
over nine hundred haiku’s
using the last line
Using the last line
Is there any other way?
Would it be haiku?
Would it be haiku?
I will ask, more to the point,
Why wouldn’t it be?
-“BB”-
Why wouldn’t it be?
Oh my god (rain falls softly)
I could write a book
I could write a book
On the variety of
Ways I got ninja’d
Jesus, nevermind 
I could write a book
And I could give it the name
Limerick Madness.