Seventeen inches
Of kishka, and I wonder
Who the heck stole it?
Who the heck stole it?
Why would they even want to?
Where did they put it?
Where did they put it?
Plenty of places to hide
in last place you look
in last place you look
is where you find your car keys
never in pockets
Never in pockets
Just all over the table
I’m no good at pool.
I’m no good at pool
Of the dragonfly I know
can’t do math either
Can’t do math either
was told there would be no math
was I misinformed?
Was i misinformed?
I was told there would be snacks
Why else would I come?
Why else would I come?
nothing interesting here
I must be going.
I must be going
I cannot stay, came to say,
I must be going
I must be going
My time is nearly over
I bid you adieu
I bid you adieu
And a Coke and a Pepsi
I’m thinking you’re parched
I’m thinking you’re parched
Not for tea, but alcohol
Time to hit the sauce
Time to hit the sauce.
This taco is a little
Bland without any.
-“BB”-
Bland without any
B or L is just and, and
And is really bland.
And is really bland
No N or D? Now it’s Bla
O-bla-di-bla-da
O-bla-di-bla-da
Some Beatles haven’t aged well
Nobody’s perfect
Nobody’s perfect
Except for Curt Hennig he
Was Mr. Perfect
Was Mr. Perfect
but then I decided that
I should be humbler
I should be humbler
As I look out on the world
But I’m really not