Haiku Madness Part Deux

Blows up in his face
not in his hand, unlike those
sweet l’il M&Ms.

Sweet l’il M&Ms
Tiny choc’late bars and cups:
Halloween’s coming.

Hallowe’en’s coming.
Can Christmas be far behind?
Put up colored lights.

-“BB”-

Put up colored lights
In the Kashyyyk villages
Celebrate Life Day

Celebrate Life Day
Carrie Fisher looked zoned out
George Lucas? Not proud

George Lucas not proud

Of his latest film series

Haiku Madness Wars

Haiku Madness wars
What the kids are playing now
Thumb wars are passé

Thumb wars are passe
Moving on to better things
Maybe tic tac toe

Maybe tic tac toe
extremely boring except
In movie War Games

In movie War Games
kid pretended to launch nukes
but then shit got real

But then shit got real
And we all rejoiced, because
Fake shit is the worst

Fake shit is the worst
Can’t buy from Johnson Smith no more
Time to make your own

Man, I haven’t thought of Johnson Smith in more than 50 years. Used to love those catalogs as a yout.

Thanks for the reminder!

mmm

Time to make your own
Cannot trust big business now
Money goes to Musk

Money goes to Musk
But these Butterfingers go
To little goblins

To little goblins
I owe no apologies
Buy your own candy

Buy your own candy
All you darn little kids are
A bunch of mooches

A bunch of mooches
Is what you call the flowers
Oh they’re OK man

“Oh, they’re OK, man”
hippy vouched for the daisies
but I don’t trust him

But I don’t trust him
As far as I could throw him:
Seventeen inches.