Blows up in his face
not in his hand, unlike those
sweet l’il M&Ms.
Sweet l’il M&Ms
Tiny choc’late bars and cups:
Halloween’s coming.
Hallowe’en’s coming.
Can Christmas be far behind?
Put up colored lights.
-“BB”-
Put up colored lights
In the Kashyyyk villages
Celebrate Life Day
Celebrate Life Day
Carrie Fisher looked zoned out
George Lucas? Not proud
George Lucas not proud
Of his latest film series
Haiku Madness Wars
Haiku Madness wars
What the kids are playing now
Thumb wars are passé
Thumb wars are passe
Moving on to better things
Maybe tic tac toe
Maybe tic tac toe
extremely boring except
In movie War Games
In movie War Games
kid pretended to launch nukes
but then shit got real
But then shit got real
And we all rejoiced, because
Fake shit is the worst
Fake shit is the worst
Can’t buy from Johnson Smith no more
Time to make your own
Man, I haven’t thought of Johnson Smith in more than 50 years. Used to love those catalogs as a yout.
Thanks for the reminder!
mmm
Time to make your own
Cannot trust big business now
Money goes to Musk
Money goes to Musk
But these Butterfingers go
To little goblins
To little goblins
I owe no apologies
Buy your own candy
Buy your own candy
All you darn little kids are
A bunch of mooches
A bunch of mooches
Is what you call the flowers
Oh they’re OK man
“Oh, they’re OK, man”
hippy vouched for the daisies
but I don’t trust him
But I don’t trust him
As far as I could throw him:
Seventeen inches.