Steal my goddammed car
I’ll break your face. Or perhaps
request its return
Request its return?
Get in line, pal. This is the
British Museum.
British Museum!
Stop for the BM! Next stop:
Tower of London!
Tower of London!
Holds the ghost of Anne Boleyn,
Head beneath her arm.
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Head beneath her arm
and her spleen behind her knee
that’s one mixed-up dame
That’s one mixed-up dame
Who had a vacuum cleaner-
Chose a broom to fly.
Chose a broom to fly.
Never realizing she’d
invented Quidditch.
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Invented Quidditch
but never got paid for it
and yet didn’t sue
And yet didn’t Sue
And Angela have trouble?
Their behavior sucked.
Their behavior sucked
All the fun out of the room
Those anti-fun folks
Those anti-fun folks
Sucking out all the fun with
Fun sucking suckers
Fun sucking suckers
Was had at children’s parties
Tootsie Pops and such.
Tootsie Pops and such
have always appealed to me
and my damn sweet tooth
And my damn sweet tooth
Has a damn cavity, so
I got a sweet hole
I got a sweet hole
which is much nicer than one
that begins with A
‘That’ begins with ‘A’?
You must have flunked spelling class.
‘That’ begins with ’T’.
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‘That’ begins with ’T’
Followed by ’K’, ’O’, and C’
I don’t spell so good
I don’t spell so good.
Tried to cast “Vera Verto” –
The rat exploded.
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The rat exploded
I baited the trap with a
Gummy TNT
Gummy TNT
The Coyote likes that stuff
Blows up in his face