Haiku Madness Part Deux

Or “An air guitar
Can be your bestest friend if
You have no talent.”

“You have no talent,”
they told me, and yet
here’s my damn Oscar!

Here’s my damn Oscar!
Stayed out all night and scared me.
A very bad cat!

A very bad cat
They say he’s a bad mother
I’m talkin’ 'bout Shaft

I’m talkin’ 'bout Shaft
A deep hole for coal mining
And we can dig it.

And we can dig it
metaphorically, of course
no need for shovel