Haiku Madness Part Deux

Thread Games
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Bring on the cue cards!
Kindergarten children are
Learning alphabets.

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Learning alphabets
can take a very long time;
worthwhile effort

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A worthwhile effort
Is something we should all make
But seldom do we

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But seldom do we
do everything that we can
my excuse-lazy

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My excuse? Lazy
but in my defense, I am
slothful by nature

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Slothful by nature,
Also slothful by nurture,
Because I’m a sloth.

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Because I’m a sloth,
I have long, sharp nails. I will
Slowly shred your face.

Bonus: (use either to continue, I don’t mind)

Because I’m a sloth,
I’m always late to parties.
Just can’t go faster.

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Just can’t go faster
Is the story of my life
Time enough to die

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“Time Enough to Die.”
Rejected title for the
Latest James Bond film.

-“BB”-

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Latest James Bond Film
After discussions will be
Dr No Means No

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Dr. No Means No
Is politically correct
Nothing wrong with that

952

Nothing wrong with that
007 must learn
to respect women

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To respect women
We can learn from Aretha
R-E-S-P-E-

Edited to fix syllables. Thanks, @drad_dog!

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R-E-S-P-E
C-T Find out what it means
to me, T.C.B.

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To me, T.C.B.
evokes Elvis and Graceland
All hail, hail the King!

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All hail, hail the King!
We all bow down to Elvis
Costello, that is

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Costello? That is
guy known for funny baseball
routine, “Who’s on first?”

-“BB”-

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Routine “Who’s on First?”
Joke made in baseball when the
Owls play the Seusses

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Owls play the Seusses
in no World Series I know;
alternate timeline?

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Alternate timeline:
Everything’s the same except
There are now five lights.