Way too much to do
In the middle of the week.
The weekend gets near.
The weekend gets near
But that will be followed by
Yet another week
Yet another week,
And closer comes Christmas and
Inauguration
Inauguration
Is easy enough to do;
Eviction, less so.
Eviction. Less so-
ciopathy could prevent
humiliation
Humiliation
Psychopathological
Unpresidential
Unpresidential
Tweets will soon stop and be gone
Like a miracle!
Like a Miracle
Somebody karaoked
The Tears of a Clown
The tears of a clown.
They are the saddest of tears;
and the creepiest.
And the creepiest
Tim Burton is to direct
Addams Family.
Adams family
Was pissed when the Washingtons
Pouted 'bout leaving
Pouted 'bout leaving
But it was all a charade
Just want to go home
Just want to go home:
How I often used to feel.
Now I just stay here.
Now I just stay here
Lookin’ at my monitor,
Waitin’ for Santa
Waitin’ for Santa:
Poor Mrs. Claus, he only
comes just once a year.
Comes just once a year
A remarkable case of
Indigo kumquats
Indigo Kumquats
Was the opening act for
Sarah McLachlan.
Sarah McLachlan
Shouted at the Frasier show
“Lilith is unfair!”
Lilith is unfair
ly accused of evil mind
Wish’d equality.
Wished equality
Got a new street named
Richmond Highway One