Haiku Madness Part Deux

Except the 'taters
can’t wed Walter Cronkite. He’s
a common-tater.

a common tater
may help in the afterlife
in books by Pratchett.

In books by Pratchett
Death talks in UPPERCASE WORDS
But he loves mankind.

But he loves mankind
Somewhat less than he loves cats
If I read things right.

If I read things right
To left, then it’s in Hebrew -
Probably Proverbs.

“Probably Proverbs”:
Obnoxious companion book
to Rich Hall’s, “Sniglets”?

To Rich Hall’s “Sniglets”
I would most certainly say
You’ve given me joy

You’ve given me Joy,
And when I craved coconut,
You’ve given me Mounds.

You’ve given me mounds
Of closeness. I pray you ain’t
COVID positive

COVID positive?
Place your head between your knees,
Kiss your ass goodbye.

kiss your ass goodbye
give your genitals a hug
let them know they’re loved

Let them know they’re loved.
Tell your choc’late chip cookies
what they mean to you.

What they mean to you
And what they mean to others
May not be the same.

May not be the same -
June perhaps, or, yes, July -
But May won’t be May.

Is Trump in or out?
If he really cannot tell
Let’s just evict him.

(Playing off Prof.P)

But “may” won’t be “may”
if “may” might be “might” (not “mite”).
My English ain’t good.

My English ain’t good
When I lack concentration.
Let’s get together.

Let’s get together.
Far out song by The Youngbloods.
Come on, people, now.

Come on, people, now,
Down with the orange tyrant!
Up with Joe Biden!

Up with Joe Biden!
No time to sleep late right now
Way too much to do.