I’ll pay anything
I’ll go anywhere if you
Just give me some cheese
Just give me some cheese;
I’m tired of “message movies.”
Where’s Mike and the 'bots?
Where’s Mike and the 'Bots?
I hope they come out soon, cuz
This warm-up band sucks
This warm-up band sucks!
Well, they are called “The Black Holes.”
Next? “Accretion Disc.”
Next accretion disk
Flies in my kitchen window
I’m just gonna scream
I’m just gonna scream
as spaghettification
squishes me to death.
“Squishes me to death,”
the message said; I wonder
what was left unsaid
What was left unsaid:
You have the most perfect face
(for the radio)
For the radio
Operator’s license I
Had to learn Morse code.
-“BB”-
Had to learn Morse code
While my raft was sinking. yeah,
I procrastinate
I procrastinate
(or mean to, at least, but I
never find the time)
Never find the time,
Or the place, or the person?
That’s why you’re alone.
That’s why you’re alone
She said when she eyeballed my
1500 cats
1500 cats
Is fourteen hundred ninety-
Nine too damn many.
“Nine too damn many,”
she replied when I asked her
if I could have ten
if I could have ten
I’d choose the ten on the right
nearest to the door
Nearest to the door
a young white and yellow cat
wanting to go OUT!
Wanting to go out
Is a feeling that left me
Three decades ago
Three decades ago
Long ago, but the 90s
Weren’t that long ago
Weren’t that long ago
when the hillbilly first had
his mama’s moonshine