To the moon again
But wait, we’ll need a driver
Hey Collins, c’mere!
Hey Collins, c’mere!
Aldrin too. We’ll pay you for
Your mileage this time.
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Your mileage this time
Will definitely vary
Posting on the Dope
Posting on the Dope
How I spend most of my time
Also axe throwing
Also, ‘axe thowing’
Is misnamed, since most places
Only use hatchets.
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“Only use hatchets,”
Fred told me, when I asked him
about felling trees.
About felling trees
Know this: I’m a lumberjack
And I am OK
And I am OK
Because I know trees can fall
In odd directions.
In odd directions
My urine streams, time to see
The penis doctor
The penis doctor:
His real name is Richard, but
You can call him Dick.
You can call him Dick
or anything you like, but
don’t say he’s a prick
Don’t say he’s a prick
When ev’rybody knows he’s
A world class asshole
A world class asshole
I’d pay a lot of money
to have him wiped out.
To have him wiped out,
You need Febreze on a rag.
Death to Jimmy Germ!
Death to Jimmy Germ!
Wait, is his name considered
Alliteration?
Alliteration
makes things more memorable;
write that down, would you?
write that down, would you?
And take care so it looks good
Cross I’s and dot T’s
Cross I’s and dot T’s
And while you’re at it put in
Some random umlauts
Some random unlauts —
No more than two, and never
Over consonants.
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Over consonants
We must not fight. But vowels?
You and me, let’s dance!