“You and me, let’s dance!”
Bowie told me, but I said,
“No thanks, man, I’m straight.”
No thanks, man, I’m straight
Then I looked at JGL
And thought “Hmmm, maybe…”
so who’s JGL?
-“BB”-
And thought, “Hmmm, maybe…”
Cuz Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s
Apparently hot
Apparently hot
Is the woman who lit the
Candle with her tongue.
Candle with Her Tongue
Elton’s working title for
Candle in the Wind
Candle in the wind
is real likely to blow out
take it inside, dawg
take it inside, dawg
What person bestowed canines
A point of egress?
A point of egress
is also one of ingress -
first thing police learn.
First thing police learn
How to frisk a dude’s nethers
Without causing harm
Without causing harm,
I gently placed the thermo
meter. Ooh, ooh, ah.
“Meter ooh ooh ah”
said the parking enforcer
(he was a monkey)
He was a monkey.
He wrote last train to Clerksville
and steppin’ stone too.
And steppin’ stone, too
Fat to be skippin’ stone, found
His niche in the mud.
“His niche in the mud”
Let us not euphemize, just
Say it. He boinked her.
Say it. He boinked her.
Despite claims he never had
Sex with that woman.
-“BB”-
Sex with that woman
Is, as she says, delightful
They said with pleased smiles.
They said with pleased smiles,
“So this is the haiku thread!”
But will they now post?
But will they now post
Or sit to the trot? as if
They rode western style.
They rode Western Style
A horse of infinite jest.
Plus five syllables.