Plus five syllables
You’re telling me I gotta do
Poetry AND math?
Poetry and math.
That is what separates the
Mensa from the boys.
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Mensa from the boys
and PBK from the girls;
so many smarties!
So many Smarties!
This Halloween sucked. Where’s my
Butterfingers, dude?
Butterfingers, dude!
Do try to be more careful
with grandma’s glassware.
With grandma’s glassware,
you need a diff’rent approach :
you need to use bleach.
You need to use bleach
to be sure to sterilize;
that’s what the doc said
that’s what the doc said
He extols sugar free gum
For those who chew gum
For those who chew gum –
What happens to the used wad?
Underneath the table?
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Under the table*
Illegal payments; also
Hungry dog and cat.
*corrected to five syllables
My bad … I had it in my head as ‘beneath’, which would have kept the correct 5-7-5 scheme.
Carry on.
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Hungry dog and cat
Grub Hub does not deliver
Alpo and 9 Lives
Alpo and 9 Lives
Are out of stock at Chewy
Shortages bite hard.
Shortages bite hard.
Even more so if there are
No good substitutes.
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No good substitutes
For maple syrup, sorry
Mrs. Butterworth!
Mrs. Butterworth
now under review, I see
maybe not P.C.
Maybe not PC
Maybe not a Mac either
Maybe it’s a brick
Maybe it’s a brick
Wall you’re going up against;
but even bricks crumble.
Even bricks crumble
Is not remotely as good
As apple crumble
gahh, apparently I can’t count this morning.