Can’t count this morning
Maybe too much beer last night
Or just lack of sleep.
Or just lack of sleep
Is the reason that I sprayed
Raid under my arm
Raid under my arm?
A thought – if sprayed elsewhere, will
It kill crotch crickets?
-“BB”-
It kill crotch crickets
But buttock bedbugs, uh, no
They just go to sleep
They just go to sleep
or at least, you hope they will
don’t visit me, please!
Don’t visit me, please
or I’ll pretend to be out.
even if I’m in
“Even if I’m in,”
the gay dude said, “I’m really
definitely out.”
Definitely out
Of his mind, that Putin guy
You ain’t got 'nuff land?
You ain’t got 'nuff land
Till you’ve got all that joins yours.
Problem’s obvious.
Problem’s obvious
We need Trump back in office
ROTFL!
ROTFL!
I appear to have Kuru!
Must stop eating brains!
Must stop eating brains,
I keep telling the zombies;
they never listen
They never listen
When I tell them that they have
Carrots in their ears
Carrots in their ears
Rutabagas on their heads:
Strange costume party.
Strange costume party:
I went as Dormammu, and
Benedict was Wong.
Benedict was wong
Yeah, but Cumberbatch was white
So says Elmer Fudd
So says Elmer Fudd
In his steaming rage “I hate
That fucking wabbit.”
“That fucking wabbit”
Is just doing what rabbits
Are well known to do.
Are well known to do,
those procreative bunnies;
I think they’re so cute!
“I think they’re so cute,”
She said of the bulldogs. But
They really ain’t cute.