Haiku Madness Part Deux

They really ain’t cute.
Keira Knightley, though? Oh, man:
she is really cute!

She is really cute
I said, as if I had a
Snowball’s chance in hell

Snowball’s chance in hell?
Very slim considering
His Animal Farm role.

His Animal Farm role
Led E. B. White to put a
Pig in Charlotte’s Web

-“BB”-

Pig in Charlotte’s Web
all his friends call him Wilbur
he’s some pig, that one!

He’s some pig that one

But I sure won’t touch that one

with a twelve foot pole

With a twelve foot Pole
I knew we would be champs of
Warsaw basketball

Warsaw basketball
must be seen to be believed
tall Poles everywhere!

Tall poles everywhere
And hops vines growing up them.
Soon we’ll have good beer.

Soon we’ll have good beer
But 'til then, let us raise a
Glass of PBR

Glass of PBR
Can cure ailments if you’re ill
'cause the lack of hops

“Cause: the lack of hops.”
Vet’s diagnosis of the
Bunny’s depression.

-“BB”-

Bunny’s depression
Did not stand a tiny chance:
Carrots and Prozac

Carrots and Prozac
And a big dose of Rogaine
That hare restorer

That hare restorer
Brings the bunnies to my yard
I don’t like hip hop

Welcome, AzFavorite!

I don’t like hip hop
I’m more a Classical guy
Bach could sure compose!

Bach could sure compose!
But now now, since he is gone
He decomposes

He decomposes…
Ugh – that gag’s as old as Bach
And twice as moldy.

-“BB”-

And twice as moldy
And doubly coldy, yes,
I gulp down my meds

I gulp down my meds
Then I’m too full for breakfast
Today’s weight loss tip