They really ain’t cute.
Keira Knightley, though? Oh, man:
she is really cute!
She is really cute
I said, as if I had a
Snowball’s chance in hell
Snowball’s chance in hell?
Very slim considering
His Animal Farm role.
His Animal Farm role
Led E. B. White to put a
Pig in Charlotte’s Web
-“BB”-
Pig in Charlotte’s Web
all his friends call him Wilbur
he’s some pig, that one!
He’s some pig that one
But I sure won’t touch that one
with a twelve foot pole
With a twelve foot Pole
I knew we would be champs of
Warsaw basketball
Warsaw basketball
must be seen to be believed
tall Poles everywhere!
Tall poles everywhere
And hops vines growing up them.
Soon we’ll have good beer.
Soon we’ll have good beer
But 'til then, let us raise a
Glass of PBR
Glass of PBR
Can cure ailments if you’re ill
'cause the lack of hops
“Cause: the lack of hops.”
Vet’s diagnosis of the
Bunny’s depression.
-“BB”-
Bunny’s depression
Did not stand a tiny chance:
Carrots and Prozac
Carrots and Prozac
And a big dose of Rogaine
That hare restorer
That hare restorer
Brings the bunnies to my yard
I don’t like hip hop
Welcome, AzFavorite!
I don’t like hip hop
I’m more a Classical guy
Bach could sure compose!
Bach could sure compose!
But now now, since he is gone
He decomposes
He decomposes…
Ugh – that gag’s as old as Bach
And twice as moldy.
-“BB”-
And twice as moldy
And doubly coldy, yes,
I gulp down my meds
I gulp down my meds
Then I’m too full for breakfast
Today’s weight loss tip