Today’s weight loss tip:
eat less and exercise more
there now - you’re welcome.
There now, you’re welcome
To stay but to be honest
I wish you wouldn’t
I wish you wouldn’t
keep doing that all the time.
It irritates me.
It irritates me –
Misspellings, bad grammar, and
Poor punctuation.
-“BB”-
Poor punctuation
Ticks me off, too. Many folks
Have no comma sense
Have no comma sense
such bad puns par for the course
we Dopers love 'em!
We Dopers love 'em,
The Oxford comma, since we’re
Erudite people.
-“BB”-
Erudite people
Got no reason for living
Wait, that’s short people
Wait, that’s short people -
or so Randy Newman sang,
upsetting some folks
Upsetting some folks
I will be drinking amber
Colored beer today
Colored beer today
White wine tomorrow, maybe,
If I’m in the mood.
If I’m “In the Mood,”
strangely, I will have become
a Big Band jazz hit
A Big Band jazz hit
written by Pee Wee Ellis ?
Must be The Chicken
Must be the chicken
I mused, when I saw egg with
The silver medal
The silver medal
Given to Olympians is
Indeed pure silver
-“BB”-
Indeed, pure Silver
is what the Lone Ranger wants
in a horse, of course
In a horse, of course
No one speaks to him, 'cept the
Famous Mister Ed
Famous Mister Ed
Ran the Kentucky Derby
Babbled to last place.
Babbled to last, place
The World’s Most Talkative Mouth
Award on my wife.
Award on my wife?
She’d win blue ribbon for most
Wonderful husband