They’re now in the Black
Forest, and getting hungry
Now pass them that ham
“Now pass them that ham
and lots of green eggs, too, please,”
Dr. Seuss once asked.
Dr. Seuss once asked,
“Test my internet signal”
Ping one and ping two
“Ping one and ping two,”
the radar guy told the Bridge;
the captain nodded.
The captain nodded
and the first mate was snoring.
Trouble coming soon.
Trouble coming soon
watch out for those reefs, you guys!
danger lies ahead
Danger lies ahead
But safety, oddly enough
Always tells the truth
Always tells the truth.
But I’m not George Washington.
Sorry, can’t do it.
-“BB”-
Sorry, can’t do it
with seventeen syllables.
I’d need fourteen more.
I’d need fourteen more
months in this year to catch up.
I’m too far behind.
I’m too far behind
I win Olympic gold in
Procrastination
Procrastination –
So you’re not sure what it means?
I’ll tell you later.
-“BB”-
I’ll tell you later
or… maybe never, OK?
“Never” sounds just right
Never sounds just right
Eating celery in the
Movie theater
Movie theater
Projectionists are mostly
Mechanical dudes.
Mechanical dudes
Are always applying to
Work at Coswell’s Cogs
Work at Coswell’s Cogs
with George Jetson and others
great career prospects!
Great career prospects
Has not stopped that idiot
From his sports betting.
From his sports betting
He has two busted kneecaps
He don’t walk so good
He don’t walk so good
But he speeds through the racecourse
By strength of his arms.