Haiku Madness Part Deux

That would make more sense
But @boson’s a good egg, let’s
Not collide with them

Not collide with them
Who see my gol dern errors.
That’s my last mistake!

That’s my last mistake
Putting jelly in my briefs
It was not my jam

It was not my jam,
or my jelly, or preserves;
and yet I’m still sweet

and yet I’m still sweet
on her, despite the fact that
she called me her “friend”

She called me her friend
And it never went further.
But still, that’s enough.

(based on personal experience, btw. RIP, Katherine … )

-“BB”-

But still, that’s enough.
Any more would be too much -
by definition

By definition
“Dopers” are all badasses
Everyone knows that

Everyone knows that
the war is over also
that the good guys lost

That the good guys lost
And that the dice are loaded
Everybody knows

Everybody knows
That the cats don’t care. So we
Hug the cats; and hope.

Hug the cats; and hope
They will hug you back but their
Arms won’t reach around

Arms won’t reach around
that enormous redwood tree
believe me, I’ve tried

Believe me, I’ve tried
And tried and I tried, but still
No satisfaction

“No satisfaction,”
the Rolling Stones sang they got;
I really doubt that

I really doubt that
I will get much done today
Other than eating

Other than eating,
drinking, vaping and sleeping,
I shall do nothing.

“I shall do nothing,”
the couch potato said, and
that’s just what he did!

That’s just what he did –
And he did it so well that he
Finally turned pro.

-“BB”-

Finally turned pro-
duction levels around and
they’re now in the black.