Then they saw my sling -
my Singapore Sling, that is.
“Get your own!” said I.
Get your own said I
What I want is yours said he
So I gave him his
(a two-parter)
So I gave him his –
Live, on stage, in front of the
Oscars audience.
Oscars audience
Still applauded when I won
‘Best Actor’ award.
-“BB”-
Best Actor award
Won by an ass. I’ll keep his
Name out of my mouth
Name out of my mouth
will not willingly be said
that was pretty bad
that was pretty bad
I was banned from axe throwing
But for just one week
But for just one week,
I’d like to have seven days.
Wait, what? Are you sure?
“Wait, what? Are you sure
I’m pregnant?” The doctor said,
“Kind of pretty sure.”
Kind of pretty sure
That this milk is still fresh…gulp
Aaaack!!! Blahhhh!!! Ptooooooeyyyyyyyyy!!!
Aaaack!!! Blahhhh!!! Ptooooooeyyyyyyyyy!!!
I just read the news; and I’m
Now feeling quite ill.
Now feeling quite ill…
I never should have combined
Vodka with whiskey.
-“BB”-
Vodka with whiskey,
makes the vicar quite frisky.
If you get my drift.
If you get my drift
That’s because my snowblower’s
Aimed at your sidewalk
Aimed at your sidewalk:
giant Jewish space laser.
No more ice problem!
No more ice problem
Icemaker’s kaput, back to
Old school ice cube trays
Old ice cube trays
Are good for something. Oh, wait.
I can’t recall what.
I can’t recall what
I told her last night, but my
Girlfriend’s still upset.
-“BB”-
Girlfriend’s still upset
That @boson lost his mind and
Dropped a syllable
Dropped a syllable
On purpose to see if you
Count better that I.
Count better that I ?
Don’t you mean better than I ?
That would make more sense.